She's the woman of the year
Independent, a career
There's not a thing
That she could'nt do

Oh, she's alert
She's awere
She's got legs
Like astaire
And a 157 I.Q

She has several phd's
Speaks fluent japanese
And her shoes
Will always match
With her purse

Watever street
She's walkin' down
Everybody tunrs around
And says
Hello nurse

She likes
Cheese and pepperoni
Won a pulitzer
And a tony
She played the leading
Role in king lear

She never drinks
She never smokes
She never laughs
At dirty jokes
She was ambassador
To china last year

She's politically correct
She'd never call collect
She plays chopin
And she doesn't rehearse

And when she's walkin' by
I give a litlle sigh
And shout
Hello nurse

She gets her math
Equations right
She reads tolstoy
Every night
She won the nobel prize

In physics, it's true
She drives
A shiny new corvette
Sings opera at the met
And volunteers
Her time at the zoo

Oh, she won
A scholarship to yale
Got a fullbright
In the mail
And took a two year
Junior college degree

She's manna sent
From heaven
Too bad I'm only seven
'Cause, hello nurse
I wish you'd
Take care of me

If she's not everything
That we said then
A lightning strike
Us dead
Hello nurse